If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
OH MY GOD
"The Sea Witch" ♥ Pencil, Photoshop
we all need to find a way to reverse the mindset that everything we create is stupid because like, this shit wouldn’t pour out of us if it didn’t mean anything and if it wasn’t important. be proud of your art because it matters, okay??
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
I though it said “packet of gum”
don’t’ ask me where I got it from.
I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS ABOUT OCTOPI AND I JUST PICTURED A MAN TOUCHING A WOMAN’S ARM AND MIRACULOUSLY GROWING ANOTHER ONE AND HE JUST TOUCHES HER AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN UNTIL SHE’S JUST BLANKETED IN ARMS AND IM SITTING HERE WITH TEARS FROM THE LAUGHTER
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
so tokyo is hosting the 2020 olympics just like akira predicted. i hope they do akira themed events such as: motorcycle fights, government overthrowing, and of course the classic mutating into a giant beast and destroying the world.
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
HELLO UNIVERSE I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW!!!!!!
Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
Yes, this includes you gay men.